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September 2011

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Corner Booth

As Mary set down yet another plate of bacon and eggs at yet another table, she glanced to the corner booth and sighed. She wondered if he would be coming in today, as it had been nearly two weeks now since the last time she saw him. When Mary took the waitressing job at the diner —no name, just a damaged sign out front that read “DINER”— she swore to herself that it was only a temporary thing, it was only to raise enough money to leave town, to go on the great American road trip she’d always read about in books. Four years passed her by and although she had set aside more than enough cash to finally break free of the hell hole she had spent the first quarter of her life trying to escape, she never did. Mary often wondered why, she often stared at her ceiling (when she should have been asleep) and ran over every possible reason in her head for why she stayed. Four years of this and still no answer.

“Miss? I wanted the bagel with this, not the toast.” a voice broke Mary from her concentration, “And even if I wanted the toast, this is almost black.”

“Harry!” said the elderly woman sitting across from the disgruntled customer, “You can’t say black any more, they’ll think you’re racist.”

“What?” Mary asked. The woman blushed, or so Mary thought. She shook her head and took the plate of overly toasted bread with a smile.

“I wasn’t talking about a person or anything.” she heard Harry, the old man who obviously held a deep rooted racism toward toast of a darker color, say in his own defense. Mary turned the dial on the toaster down a touch, put in a sliced bagel, and pressed the button on the side down, to indicate that she was ready for the toasting process to begin. It was as she pressed the button that she heard the jingling of the bell above the front door.

“I’ll be with you in a minute.” she said, turning. No one was there. Her brow furrowed for a moment, but she soon shrugged and returned her focus to the bagel. Wouldn’t want to burn that, too.

Mary put the lightly toasted bagel halves onto a plate with small packets of butter and cream cheese and a small selection of miniature cups of jams and returned to Harry’s table. She gently placed the plate upon the table and smiled at Harry. Though that smile faded a bit when she noticed —behind Harry’s left shoulder— that the corner booth was occupied.

“You got blackberry?” Harry asked. Mary gave him a blank stare, as though he had just spat a string of foreign words at her.

“What?”

“The jam! Do you have blackberry jam?!” Harry reiterated, “All you got here is grape and strawberry. I hate grape and strawberry. The strawberry is always too sweet and the grape has the consistency of cold snot.”

“I think that’s all we have.” Mary said, trying to rid herself of the thought of cold snot, “I might have some orange marmalade.”

“Aw hell, that’s even worse. Cold snot with little pieces of crap in it. Nevermind, I’ll just use the cream cheese.” Harry said. The woman with him shot him a look. “Thanks.” he added.

 Mary returned to her station behind the counter. She picked up a clean mug and a carafe of coffee. She inhaled deeply, held it for just a moment, then exhaled sharply. Then she walked toward the corner booth. Mary had just started working at the diner, the first time she saw him. She remembered what he was wearing that day —pressed gray slacks, gray blazer, black button down shirt with a dark gray tie— because he wore the exact same thing every time he came in. Mary thought she had perhaps only imagined this, so one day she decided to keep a tally of what he wore every time she saw him. Since that day, which was only a few weeks after her very first shift at the diner four years prior, the inventory of clothing the man wore that she kept within her mind had never once changed or been updated. Pressed gray slacks, gray blazer, black button down shirt with a dark gray tie.

She remembered the first time she served him. He had only a cup of coffee that day, which was not unusual for him. Some days he had toast —though he never once complained about the shade or tone of the toast— and others he would order a single scrambled egg, but mostly he ordered only coffee. He was an older man. If she had to guess, Mary would say he was probably half way through his forties. His hair was a shade of gray too light to match his suit.

“Coffee?” Mary asked when she arrived at the table. The man looked up through his sunglasses and nodded. She set down the mug and poured the coffee. “You haven’t been around for a while.”

“Business.” he said. His voice seemed strained. Mary stopped pouring at looked at him closely, possibly for the first time, and noticed a bruise peeking out from underneath his sunglasses. It was then she realized that he hadn’t taken his sunglasses off when he sat down, which he had done quite literally every other time he had ever sat at that corner booth.

“Are you- Are you hurt?” she asked. He cleared his throat, but gave no answer. She finished pouring the coffee. “I don’t suppose there’s any point in my bringing over some sugar or cream this time.”

“Black coffee is fine.” he replied. She nodded and stared at him for a moment. He stared back.

“Miss!” a voice shouted from behind her. It was Harry again. Mary sighed and turned around.

“Yes?”

“I’d like some of that coffee too, please.” he said. Mary retrieved another clean mug from her station and brought Harry a fresh cup of coffee.

“You don’t have cream here?” he asked. Mary didn’t quite hear the question, because she was too busy watching the man in the corner booth cough into a napkin. He stared gravely —through his sunglasses— down at the napkin and then put it into his pocket.

“Miss, I said do you have any cream?”

“What? Oh. Yes, sorry. Hold on.” Mary left the table and went to the corner booth, “Do you need me to call someone?”

“No. I’ll be fine.” he said.

“You don’t look fine. Jesus, four years you’ve been coming here and I don’t even know your name.”

“Names complicate matters more than you might think.” he replied. He coughed again and took a sip of his coffee. Mary could hear Harry sighing in frustration at the table behind her. She didn’t need to turn around to know that he was burning holes in the back of her head with his glare. The man smiled softly. “Customer’s always right.”

Mary got the cream and sugar from her station and set them, and the check, on Harry’s table with a force that was supposed to convey what she was thinking —which was “leave me alone now, you old bastard”— and then she went back for the carafe of coffee and another clean mug. Mary carried the carafe and the mug over to the corner booth, gently set them on the table, and then Mary did something she had not done in her four years of working at the diner; she slid into the booth and sat directly across from the man in the gray suit.

“What are you-” he began to say, but she stopped him by raising her hand.

“It’s time I took a break.” She poured herself a cup of black coffee, “And you look like you could use some company.”

“I’m not comfortable with-“

“You know what? It’s been four years.” she said, “You’ve been coming here for four years. Hell, you might have been coming here even longer than that, for all I know. I just know that, for the four years that I have worked here, you’ve been here every single day. You’ve worn the exact same clothing, you’ve sat in the exact same booth, you’ve ordered almost the exact same thing. Every day. Four years! I don’t really care what you’re comfortable with.”

He stared at her. He looked over at Harry, almost willing him to make some sort of inane request; more cream, lighter coffee, anything to get her out of this booth. But no such request came. He sighed and took another sip of his coffee.

“Now, are you going to tell me where you got that bruise?” she asked, “What kind of business are you in, anyway?”

“I got the bruise from a gentleman with whom I had a slight disagreement.”

“Only a slight one, huh? I’d hate to see what he does to people he really argues with.” Mary replied.

“You should see what I did to him.” he said.

“Really?”

“Actually, no. It’s probably best you don’t.” he said. He took the napkin from his pocket and violently coughed into it, doing his best to hide it from her sight. She caught a tinge of crimson on one corner of the napkin.

“Oh my god.” she gasped, “You need a doctor, I’m calling 911.” She stood from the booth, but he grabbed her arm.

“No.”

“But, I-“

“No.”

She paused for a moment, took a clean napkin from the next booth over and wiped the tiny bit of blood from the corner of his mouth. She sat down again and they were both silent for a time.

“I’m sorry for grabbing you.” he finally said. She looked at her arm, but there was no bruise or markings at all.

“It’s fine. I’m usually grabbed somewhere else by customers, anyway.” she said. He smiled softly and she mirrored it back to him. “So, you didn’t say what it is you do.”

“I know.” he said. He cleared his throat. He took his sunglasses off and Mary gasped again. The bruise was much larger than it appeared, the swelling of it made it so his eye was almost completely shut. What little of his eye she could see was the color of blood.

“You’re making it very hard for me to not call 911 right now.”

“You don’t realize how badly that would end for everyone in here.” he replied, looking at her with his good eye. She looked around the diner, half jokingly, half to avoid having to look at the badly injured man in front of her.

“It’s just you, me and Harry.” she said, “And Harry’s girlfriend, or whatever.”

“Sometimes something is so bad that it doesn’t matter how many or few people it happens to, Mary.”

“How did you-” she began to say, but then she remembered her name tag. He replaced the sunglasses on his face and Mary tried to hide her relief. She felt so sorry for him, but he didn’t need to know that. Of course, she felt sorry for him long before she saw his bruised face. Mary often wondered why he was always alone, as he wasn’t all together unattractive and he seemed very nice, though somewhat distant, during the few times she had exchanged words with him.

“I can’t tell you what business I’m in, Mary.” he said, “I can’t tell you what it is I do, I can’t tell you who it is I do it for. I can’t even tell you my name, because honestly, the less you know, the better off everyone will be.”

“You’re scaring me.”

“Good.” he said, “What I can tell you is that this diner has the single best cup of black coffee I have ever had anywhere. I’m a man who drinks black coffee every morning, no matter where I am, and I have never had a better cup of coffee than what I get here. What I have continued to get here, for the last four years.”

It took the words a few moments before they actually sunk in, but once they did, Mary smiled.

“It’s just Maxwell House, or something. Might even be store brand, for all I know.”

“I don’t want to know the secret of how you bring me the perfect cup of coffee every morning, I just want you to know how much I have appreciated it.” he said. He took a sip from the coffee, as if to punctuate his statement with the coffee itself.

“Why is this the first time we’ve actually spoken? I mean, four years and barely a word outside of your order.” she asked, pouring more coffee into his mug.

“Today is different.” he said. He said it with a tone of melancholy that very nearly broke Mary’s heart.

“Why is today different?”

“I can’t tell you that, either.” he said.

“Miss!” Harry called from his table. He looked upset and his female acquaintance looked exhausted. Mary rolled her eyes, blocking Harry’s view with her palm while she did so. The man chuckled, which sent him into another coughing fit. Mary regretted making him laugh. She stood from the booth and began to walk over Harry’s table.

“Mary.” the man said. She turned and looked at him. “Thank you.”

“Not a problem.” she replied, “Besides, I’ll be right back.”

“I just wanted to you to know that this was one of the worst meals I’ve ever had in my life.” Harry said, “And you will most definitely not be getting a tip from me.”

“Harry, that was rude!” his female companion said, “I mean, I agree totally, but you don’t just tell someone that!”

“That’s okay. I wouldn’t accept a tip from someone like you, anyway.” Mary said. Harry seemed shocked by this, so much so that he threw his money —the exact amount of the bill— on the table and left the diner, without helping the old lady across from him to her feet.

“Could you…?” the elderly woman asked. Mary sighed and helped her up, then watched her shuffle out of the diner after Harry. Mary shook her head and laughed.

“Can you believe that?” she said, turning back to the corner booth. But it was empty. Mary looked around the diner, in which she now found herself alone. She knocked on the men’s room door, but received no answer. She looked outside, but saw only Harry trying to open his car door. She poked her head into the kitchen, but there was only Roger, the short order cook.

“Did a guy come through here a minute ago?” she asked. Roger looked at her sideways.

“No. Why?”

“No reason.” she replied. She returned to the booth to find an envelope marked “MARY’S TIP” in large black permanent marker. She flipped it over and, inscribed on the back, also in large black permanent marker, were the words “THANKS AGAIN”. She opened the envelope and found that it held two thousand dollars. Mary’s mouth fell open and she dropped the envelope onto the table. She stared at it and blinked several times, fully expecting it to disappear, though it didn’t. She began laughing to herself.

Mary continued working at the diner for exactly one month, always waiting for the man in the gray suit to come back. He never did. At the close of that month, as she decided the day he left her an envelope full of money, she quit her job and finally started her cross-country road trip. She never forgot about the gray haired man, though she wished she could have properly thanked him for his generosity, and she never stopped hoping that he was still out there somewhere, enjoying a cup of black coffee.

Sep 28, 20115 notes
#Rob Kaas #September 2011 #fiction #slice of life #mysterious men #waitresses should get bigger tips
Good Grief

                                                               8:44am:

The sunlight pouring in from the windows was filtered through the glass bottle of orange juice, casting into motion a shimmering mirage of the brightest light. It danced across the surface of the table, its motion matched by the ebb and flow of the orange juice within the bottle, which in itself mirrored the vibrations caused by Jerry’s heavy footfalls through his kitchen. Jerry had only been awake long enough to shuffle out of his bedroom, gracelessly tripping over the boots he had kicked off the night before, enter his kitchen, remove the bottle of orange juice from the refrigerator and set it on the table before he decided to retrieve the newspaper from the welcome mat outside of his front door.

Jerry opened the door and found a man holding his newspaper. The man’s face was pale and he looked as though he had been standing out there, building his courage, for quite some time. He smiled at Jerry.

“Colin? What are you doing here and why do you have my newspaper?” Jerry asked. The man looked down at the paper in his hands and chuckled. He held the paper out to Jerry and smiled again. Jerry took the paper and shot Colin a sideways glance before gesturing for him to come in. He shuffled his bare feet across the carpet and over the linoleum tiles of the kitchen floor until he reached his chair, at which time he sat down and poured himself a glass of orange juice. Colin came in and closed the door behind him.

 ”Has anyone called you?” he asked.

“No one ever calls me.” Jerry responded with a snort. Colin took the seat across from Jerry and stared at his friend’s face. Colin and Jerry had known each other since high school and theirs was the sort of friendship in which both parties believe themselves to be “the cool one” when, in reality, neither of them were ever very cool at all. Jerry poured orange juice into a second glass and skidded it across the tabletop toward Colin without looking up from his paper.

“No, thanks.” Colin responded. Jerry mumbled something about vitamin C being good for you and took a sip of his own.

“Jerry, I need you to put the newspaper down for a second.” Colin said, “There’s something important I need to tell you.” Jerry finally looked up from the entertainment section long enough to notice the concerned look on the face of his friend.

“What is it?” he asked.

“Carol died last night.”

Jerry stopped breathing for a split second.

“Carol.”

“Yeah, Jerry. She’s dead. It was a car accident.” Colin said it quietly, as though the words held some terrible power. A long pause followed as Jerry carefully folded the newspaper and took a long sip from his orange juice, emptying the glass. He sighed.

“Are you okay?” Colin asked. Jerry coughed.

“Yeah. I mean, wow. You know?” he said, “Didn’t she have kids?”

“Two of them, yeah.”

“Wow.”

Jerry stood from the table and put the glass in the sink, running some lukewarm water into it. Jerry had met Carol when the two of them were in their early twenties and had carried on quite a heated love affair. Jerry even bought an engagement ring, though for reasons he couldn’t quite figure out, he could never bring himself to give it to her. They were together for over a year before Carol ended the relationship. She told Jerry she needed more out of life, that she wanted a husband and a house in the suburbs with the white picket fence and the two kids playing in the yard. Jerry felt the jewelery box in his pocket. She told him that she couldn’t see herself having any of those things with Jerry. Jerry removed his hand from his pocket and agreed that it was probably for the best that they go their separate ways.

Ten years had passed since that morning. Over the course of those ten years, Jerry and Carol never contacted one another. Through the undeniable power of mutual friends, he had learned that Carol met someone very nice, eventually married him, had one child with him, and then had another. That was the last update Jerry had received. Until now.

“You sure you’re alright?” Colin asked. Jerry thought for a moment and then nodded. He turned the faucet off and returned to his seat at the table.

“Look, if you need to talk or anything, I’ll always be here.”

“Thanks, Colin. But I’m fine, really.” Jerry replied.

“Good, because I really have to get going.”

Colin stood and made his way to the door. Jerry blinked twice, then stood and followed. He couldn’t say that Colin’s actions were surprising, nor were they unjustified, since Jerry had meant exactly what he said: He was fine. Jerry found himself saddened by the news of Carol’s death, but more of a detached sadness —not unlike the sadness you feel when you learn of the death of a celebrity; you feel sympathy toward the person’s family and close friends, but you remain mostly unscathed emotionally— than a profound depression. Jerry silently wondered if this made him a bad person.

“I mean it, man. If you need anything, you just say the word.” Colin said. Jerry smiled at him and closed the door. He stood for a moment, staring at the closed door in front of him, and he thought about how different his life might have been if he and Carol had been married. Would they have had children, too? Would he have been able to provide the white picket fence that Carol so desperately wanted in life? Would she still have gotten into a car accident that night?

The phone rang. Jerry shook his head, clearing the fog from his mind, and answered it.

“Hello? Oh, hi Sean. What? Yeah, I know. Yeah. No, Colin just told me. No, he left. Yeah, that’s just like him. What? Yeah, it’s crazy. She had two kids and- what? No, I’m fine. No. I kind of have a lot of cleaning up to do. My apartment. What do you mean? What’s wrong with my life? I said I’m fine. Of course, I am. No, you don’t have to come over. Because I’m fine. Then because I have a lot of cleaning up to do. No, my apartment. Stop telling me to take a look at my- I’m not being aggressive, I’m just saying that- No, I haven’t been drinking. I’m telling you, you don’t have to come ov- Hello? Sean? God dammit.”

                                                            11:08am:

 There was a knock at the door and Jerry wished he could be so popular without someone having to die. First, he found Colin on his doorstep, with a paper and some bad news. Then his friend and co-worker, Sean came over with a bag of breakfast burritos and his sympathy. Now this. Who could visitor number three be?

“Jesus, Jerry. I came over as soon as I heard.” Jasmine said, “Are you okay?” Jasmine was one hundred pounds of personality shoved in a ten pound bag. While short in stature, her sense of humor and lack of filter between what she thinks and what she says makes her seem much taller.

“Yeah.” Jerry replied. He was smiling, but behind that smile was a man who was quickly becoming frustrated by how many people were treating him like this.

“What am I saying? Of course you’re not okay.” Jasmine said. She pushed past Jerry and entered the apartment, carrying a covered dish.

“Food?” Sean asked, reaching for the glass lid. Jasmine smacked his hand away.

“I’m fine, guys. I really mean that. I’m okay.”

“That’s denial, man.” Sean said, “It’s all part of the process. You lost someone special to you, it’s going to do some damage, it’s just how it works. The important thing is how we bounce back from that damage.”

“No, I-“

“Jerry, stop being in denial.” Jasmine demanded. Jerry closed his mouth.

“You can’t just tell someone to stop being in denial, it doesn’t work that way.” Sean laughed.

“Then how exactly does it work?” Jasmine asked. She was getting huffy.

“You just have to be there for the guy and get him through all the stages of grief. ” Sean replied, trying to peek under the glass lid again. Jasmine smacked his hand away once more.

“Whatever, just snap out of it, Jerry. We’re all worried about you.”

“Wait, who is we?” Jerry asked.

“Sean, me. Your friends.” Jasmine said.

“Colin was here earlier, too. Right?” Sean asked. Jasmine rolled her eyes. Jerry found himself in a very odd situation. The situation of not feeling as upset by the death of someone as everyone else seems to think you should. He felt a pang of sympathy for Carol’s children, for her husband, whoever he was. He felt a sense of curiosity over the many “What If’s” that present themselves at a time like this. But beyond these feelings, he felt no sadness or despair. Meanwhile, his friends were gathering around him as though he was planning the wake. Would there be a wake? Should he go? He would know very few people there, if he did attend. In fact, it may be close family only. That would rule him out, seeing as he hadn’t even seen Carol in over a decade. This made him smile uncomfortably.

“See? You look like you’re going to cry. Here.” Jasmine hugged Jerry, who was trying to explain that he was not going to cry, before he decided to just accept the hug and hope it would bring an end to the hoopla surrounding him. Sean joined in, turning it into a group hug, which made Jerry even more uncomfortable than he had already been.

                                                               2:21pm:

Jerry sat on the middle cushion of his cluttered couch, which was against the left wall of the very untidy apartment that he had never gotten the chance to clean. There were four friends in his apartment, now. Sean, who had eaten most of the breakfast burritos he had brought, not to mention half of the lasagna Jasmine had brought with her, and was now fast asleep in the easy chair. Jasmine, who had kept Sean away from the lasagna for as long as she could, and who was still skeptical of Jerry’s insistence that he’s not emotionally destoryed. Gloria, Jerry’s middle-aged upstairs neighbor who plays a weekly game of bingo with Colin’s mother, and who simply had to come see Jerry when she heard the news about Carol’s passing. She knew how much Carol meant to Jerry. Lastly, there was Bobby, who worked with Sean and Jerry at the department store, but who no one really liked. Bobby was the sort of friend who is tolerated more than liked.

“Is there any more lasagna?” Bobby asked. Jasmine threw a pot holder at him.

“Are you sure you’re okay?” Gloria asked. Jerry rested his face in his palms and sighed. “You know I’m just right upstairs, if you need me. Just tap on your ceiling with a broom handle and I’ll come right down.”

“Or he could call you.” Jasmine said.

“Or you could call me.” Gloria repeated.

“Guys, this is a little much.” Jerry finally said, “I appreciate the food, I appreciate the company, I even appreciate the invitation to poke my ceiling with a stick. But really, I’m fine.”

Jerry stood from the couch, crossed his living room, and opened the front door.

“Now, please. I’ve got a lot of stuff I have to do today. I don’t get days off very often, and I’d like to take advantage of it.”

Gloria and Jasmine exchanged concerned looks. Sean snored loudly from the easy chair.

                                                                6:59pm:

Jerry finished what little lasagna there was leftover from lunch and looked around his newly cleaned apartment. The couch was much tidier, the floor less cluttered, and aside from the dish he had just eaten the last bite of lasagna out of, all the dishes were done. He was enjoying the warm feeling of a job well done, when there came a knock at the door. Jerry cringed, wondering who else would come to give their condolences about someone he barely knew anymore. He opened the door and, before he could say “hello” —or what he had been going to say, which was “What the hell is this?”—, he found himself being pushed out of the way by a group of about seven or eight people. They each took a place in Jerry’s living room and each of them were holding a folded piece of paper.

“What the hell is this?” Jerry was finally able to ask. As he closed the door and looked around his living room, he noticed Gloria and Jasmine, Sean and the faces of many other friends. Each of them looked somber, yet strong.

“Jerry, we’re here because we love you.” Gloria said, “We’re here because we want you to know how much you mean to us and to ask you to please don’t do it.”

“What?” Jerry asked, “Don’t do what?”

“Don’t kill yourself.” Sean choked. Jerry’s mouth fell open.

“Who said I was going to kill myself?” he shouted.

“It’s not important.” Gloria said, “What’s important is that we’re here for you.”

“Gloria told us you were going to off yourself.” Sean said. Jasmine rolled her eyes.

“Thank you, Sean.” Gloria replied. She turned to Jerry, “We each wrote a little something to share with you.”

“Are you seriously giving me an intervention?”

“We all know how hard it is for you, Jerry.” Jasmine said, “But the first step to healing is to give in to your feelings. Admit that you’re destroyed inside and let us help you move on.”

Each of his friends faced Jerry, all were very concerned for his well-being, some were even crying. Jerry felt like he was about to explode in frustration, but he was  somehow able to keep it under the surface.

“Look. I’m going to explain this to you all, very carefully, because depending on how I say this, or how you hear it, it might make me seem like a truly awful person.” Jerry said, as calmly as he could muster. There was another knock at the door, as it opened. Colin poked his head around the corner.

“Sorry I’m late for the thing, did he admit that he’s depressed yet?”

“I AM NOT DEPRESSED!” Jerry shouted, “I HAVEN’T EVEN TALKED TO THE WOMAN IN TEN YEARS! SHE DUMPED ME, REMEMBER?! IT WAS A DECADE AGO! I’VE HAD SEVERAL OTHER WOMEN SINCE HER, FOR CHRISSAKE! I FEEL FOR HER FAMILY, BUT I AM OTHERWISE UNAFFECTED BY THE DEATH OF THIS WOMAN! DO YOU ALL UNDERSTAND THAT?!”

The room fell silent. Tears began streaming down Gloria’s face, Jasmine resembled one of the old cartoon characters whose face turned red and whose ears spewed smoke whenever they became incredibly agitated, Sean looked disgusted. Everyone balled up the folded piece of paper in their hands and threw them at Jerry.

“What the hell-“

“You’re sick, man.” Sean said, pushing past Jerry and out the door. Each of the others followed, each had something different to say.

“I can’t believe what an insensitive prick you are, Jerry.” said Jasmine.

“You horrid man. You sociopath! Show some human kindness, she had children!” Gloria choked through the tears.

Jerry stood in the middle of his now empty living room. Colin still stood just inside the doorway, as the door slammed behind the last of the group of formerly concerned friends.

“Colin. Jesus, you seem like the only one sane enough to realize what I meant when I said-“

“I don’t want to hear it, man.” Colin interrupted, “I know what you mean, I know you’re not a bad person, but I still don’t want to hear it.” he walked out of Jerry’s apartment without another word and the slamming of the front door echoed in Jerry’s head.

                                                            11:36pm:

Jerry shuffled into his bedroom, mentally and emotionally weary from the day’s events. He changed into his pajamas and climbed into bed. He thought about Carol and the time he spent with her all those years ago. He again thought about what his life would have been like if he had actually proposed to Carol before their little chat that fateful morning. He wondered how Carol’s husband was going to raise two little girls without their mother. Jerry sat up in bed and cleared his throat. He wondered what everyone had written in their folded pieces of paper from earlier in the evening.

Jerry fetched a large box out of his closet and set it on the bed. He fidgeted with the latch until it opened and began taking everything out of it. Old letters and yearbooks, certificates and photos, and in the bottom was a small cloth pouch. He set the pouch aside and replaced everything else into the box and put it back into the closet. He climbed into bed and opened the small pouch and removed the small jewelry box from inside. He opened it and looked at the ring he almost gave to Carol ten years before, the ring he had held on to in hopes of finding someone else to give it to. It held different meaning now. Now, he wasn’t sure he could give it to anyone else.

He put the box back in the pouch and placed the pouch inside his nightstand drawer. He switched off the light and lay his head on the pillow. He felt the sting of tears in his eyes.

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Sep 24, 20119 notes
#Rob Kaas #September 2011 #fiction #idiot's guide to the grieving process #trying to be funny #dark humor
The Bar

I want you to think back to every description of a bar you have ever read in a book or a story. I want you to picture every detail, the richness of the old fashioned wooden bar, the stale smoke hanging in the air that mingles with the stench of dying men with long dead dreams, the bartender who has seen and heard it all but will still listen to you anyway. All of these clichés, all of these gregarious descriptions made in every single book or story about a bar ever written or told.

Now, I want you to imagine —close your eyes, if you have to— that all of these descriptions, all of these words and images that have flooded your brain since you started reading this, are actually of the same exact bar. That writers of all sorts of social standing, of varying talent and presence on the page, have been coming here since the beginning, whenever the hell that was, and that all of them have been infected by it. They’ve all sat at this same bar, they’ve all ordered different versions of the same drink (scotch or whiskey, sometimes on the rocks, sometimes straight, sometimes they’ll growl at you to leave the bottle and fuck off) and they’ve all sat in the darkness and inhaled the smoke and looked around at the sad sons of bitches that litter the place. Maybe there’s a jukebox in the corner playing the Rolling Stones on repeat, or maybe they just have Symphony for the Devil stuck in their head for the ten thousandth time.

Picture all of this, use your mind’s eye, smell the smoke and pain and god only knows what else is in the air, hear the music or the coughing or the retching coming from the bathroom in the back. Make no mistake, this is no cheery pub up and round the corner where all the kids and sports fans and happy people looking to catch a break and maybe get physical with someone attractive go to spend their time laughing and losing track of their morals. No, sir. This is the bar, and I mean every speck of singularity in the naming of this place. It’s the one and only place where all of these writers drown themselves in liquor and make promises to themselves that they’ll do better next time, that they’ll finish that book and move on and up and out of the funk they find themselves in.

Here I am. The bar is a nice sort of wood, somewhat unclean, but very old. There is smoke in the air, but several of us are smoking. Some of us have cigarettes, some of us have cigars. No one smokes pipes anymore. I make a note to myself that, if I should ever leave this place again, I’ll buy a pipe. There’s one unnecessary promise made to myself, without even having finished my first drink. The drink is here, too. Yes, it’s a glass of scotch and yes, it’s watered down and tastes awful. A god damn travesty, an insult to proper alcohol. I’d like you to think I’m sitting at the corner, alone and that I’m wearing a leather jacket and some sunglasses that make me look like the sort of guy who punches other guys in the face for looking at them funny, a real tough motherfucker, but I’m not. I’m sitting somewhere in the middle of five or six other men, all of whom are trying their hardest to ignore the others around them, all of whom are imagining that they, too, are wearing leather jackets and sunglasses. I am wearing a jacket, but it’s denim. It wasn’t very expensive, but it looks nice enough, I think.

This is a place where people come to die. Not right away, no. Their lives don’t abruptly end here. No, this is a place where one comes to initiate the end of their days. Kicking open the door and lumbering in, ignoring the sideways glances from the people who are only here to enjoy a watered down drink and a nice smoke and who have no idea what this bar really is, and sitting at the bar and ordering a drink, the same drink —or a variation thereof— that so many before you have ordered, is a sign to the fates that your time is up. It’s lighting a signal fire to the powers-that-be, alerting them that you’re ready to go at any time. That you’ve had quite enough of life’s buffet —too much, in some cases— and you’re ready for the check now. People don’t come here to die, they come here to let everyone else know that they’re already dead. Maybe not physically, maybe not outwardly, but somewhere deep inside their being is a piece of themselves that has died. Those who stay here rarely leave, those who leave are never themselves again, those who come here looking for something completely different often never return. I should probably get going, before people get the wrong idea.

Oh hell. One more drink.

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#Rob Kaas #September 2011 #fiction #kind of depressing
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